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Kentucky Beatmaster in NYC

my buddy Josh on his path to becoming a super-producer


Raddiculous Vlog_NYC Style_Part 2 from Josh Radden on Vimeo.

Slappy D

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For all you fans of HBO’s Eastbound & Down:

“Fans of hilarious, unrepentantly crude, and life-lesson-phobic television rejoice: HBO has just picked up Eastbound & Down for a second season, which will air sometime in 2010.”

And as to the controversy as to whether or not Katy Mixon used a body double in the Season Finale, here is what reknowned expert Mr. Skin had to say on the matter:

“When the voluptuous and vulpine Katy Mixon finally appeared to bare her weighty fixin’s in the March 22 episode of HBO’s new comedy Eastbound & Down, all the signs of a body double were there.

Even the most junior technician in the Mr Skin labs knows that when the camera pans down and gets the actress’s face out of the frame before any flesh is unveiled, it means that that actress is now in her trailer reading Variety while a body double pulled out of a local strip club is baring her boobs in an attempt to fool the viewer.

This is actually Katy’s second fake-out. In the 2005 Poison Ivy-esque thriller The Quiet, which featured great real toplessness from Edie Falco, Katy is showing off her right rackage to her lesbian love interest and fellow cheerleader Elisha Cuthbert before Dad bursts in and ruins all the fun. We do get a quick glimpse of Katy’s knocker, only to see that it is covered with some sort of modesty device.

Come on Katy, you went to Carnegie Mellon for God’s sake!”

Slappo Whito

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“Powder Blue” … Certain to win an Academy Award …

and she may actually be topless or nude in it…

Q: I assume you’re still sticking to your policy of no nudity in the film? I heard you picked out your own body double for Nailed.

JB: “Yeah I did pick out my own body double. That was bizarre, that was very bizarre. It’s very hard to be a woman and sort of be looking at women kind of like they’re just objects. I was like, ‘I’m kind of having a male experience right now.’ It was weird. It wasn’t the best thing I’ve ever done. Anyway, I actually didn’t stick to that policy in this other film I did called Powder Blue.

Preview below

Slappo Whito

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and yes that is Hayden P and not Kelly Ripa

slappy whyte

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Friday Lyric Quiz for March 27

Artist alphabet time - every song below is performed by an artist beginning with “P.”

03-27-09 – QUIZ #381 [scroll down for last week's answers]

1. “Something about a little box with a mirror and a tongue inside”

2. “Cause I’m losing my sight, losing my mind, wish some body would tell me I’m fine”

3. “Two hearts beating in time, the rhythm as one, I am yours, you are mine for you”
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Great Characters from The Wire

time for a re-up!

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For some of us - probably those of us 32 and older, and therefore out of college by 1999 - the final year of of the millennium doesn’t seem that far away.  Sure, Dawson’s Creek was all the rage and Britney Spears had just hit the airwaves, but other things seem strangely familiar even 10 years later.  Some songs from that year - “Mambo No. 5,” for example, or “Blue (Da Ba Dee)” or “Believe” (Cher) seem dated and clearly from yesteryear.  But others continue to get decent airplay and hold up quite admirably.  In fact?  They hardly seem 10 years old at all.

10. “I’ll Be,” Edwin McCain. I think this song was actually released in 1998.  Anyway, point being is that it’s a mainstay on lite rock stations and at least one American Idol contestant manages to bastardize it every damn season.  And it’s still sort of pretty.  So sue me.

9. “All Star,” Smashmouth. Okay, so this song totally sucks, and Smashmouth is a band full of poseurs and n’er-do-wells.  My point is that it is still for some reason on the radio all the time, and has never gone away, and still sounds a little bit fresh, even with that whole “shape of an L on her forehead” reference.

8. “Cowboy,” Kid Rock. Before Kid Rock decided to go hard-core Southern Fried Rock, he dabbled with the rock/rap hybird popularized by Limp Bizkit and Korn.  Cowboy has held up where “Nookie” never good.

7. “Never There,” Cake. Cake has a rather strange dichotemy in that they sound extremely unique but yet rather timeless.  Their sound is evident in newer bands like Flobots, and they took their own sound from older bands like, oh, well, After the Fire, for one.  And this tune is one of their best.

6. “Slide,” Goo Goo Dolls. Ahhhh … Dizzy Up the Girl.  A great album that birthed this great song, reportedly about an unwanted pregnancy.  “You wanna get married?  Or run away … I’m cool with whatever, really.”

5. “Smooth,” Santana featuring Rob Thomas. This song, okay were it not for the utter Santana-ness of it all, dominated airwaves for most of 1999-2001.  And it continues to do so.  It can forever have a home on a variety of radio stations, form classic rock to adult alternative to “Hits of the 80s, 90s, 00s, and today!”

4. “My Own Worst Enemy,” Lit. Banna-na-na-na-na-na-na-na, banna-na-na-na-na, NA NA.  That is all.

3. “All the Small Things,” blink-182. Say it ain’t so!  Indeed, this spirited ditty and its sibling, “What’s My Age Again?”  (one of my favorite songs of all time) were released as singles in 1999.

2. “Meet Virginia,” Train.  Train’s first single and arguably their best.  Clever lyrics, as many of Pat Monahan’s are, and the plot of the song is a bit cerebral when you get to the end and learn that the singer, in fact, can’t wait to meet the imaginary Virginia.  Hey … this was deep in a year of Ricky Martin and Limp Bizkit.

1. “Little Black Backpack,” Stroke 9. Another one of my favorites.  Mysterious and somewhat haunting lyrics, satisfyingly violent chorus, good bridge.  And what the f*ck does it all mean?  They’ll never tell.

Note that all of these songs are in the rock and roll/alternative rock milleau.  I’m not sure what that says, but it’s something.

Never too old to rock and roll,

Lucy Glib

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David Letterman, that sneaky old bastard, secretly tied the knot with longtime girlfriend (and mother to 5-year old Harry) Regina Lasko. Even sneakier? US Weekly, which scooped the story. Dave and Regina have been dating since 1986. There’s still hope for Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins!

Also recently hitched is Danica McKellar — accomplished mathematician, best-selling author, and super hot theorem creator. And yet … most people still probably refer to her as “Winnie Cooper.”

Simon Cowell wants President Obama to appear on American Idol. Did he not see American Dreamz? This doesn’t end well. And no, I’m not calling Simon Cowell a terrorist.

Fred Durst, of Limp Bizkit and alleged Britney-banging fame, is re-inventing himself as a film director. Of course he is. His first shot behind the lens - The Education of Charlie Banks - is finally hitting theaters after wrapping about two years ago. This puts it in the company of other delayed films such as My Bosses’ Daughter and Prozac Nation.

Finally, a parrot helped alert a babysitter to a choking toddler and may, in fact, have saved the child’s life.

Needing to get over my bird phobia,

Lucy Glib

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Check!

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Baby Liam has a daddy! Harrison Ford popped the question to Calista Flockhart after seven years of courtship. He slogged through the desert of her post-Ally-McBeal non-career, only to have his patience rewarded with new success on Brothers and Sisters. Also? Calista is 44 years old. Dizzamn. And they tell us that malnourishment prematurely ages people.

And in other news of sweet lovin, Bruce Willis got hitched to model Emma Heming. She is 22 years his junior. Take that, Demi!

Twilight DVD sales were through the proverbial roof, selling 3 million damned copies on its first day on the shelves. Proving, yet again, that we’re all doomed.

Zac Efron is bowing out of the Footloose remake, scared as he is for being typecast as a singing and dancing little nancy boy. Look for him in Saw VI. Speaking of which, my co-worker @crosberg smacked head-long into Kevin Bacon on Michigan Avenue the other day.

Lance Armstrong crashed his bike and wound up with a broken collarbone. Yeeesh. While the recovery is predicted to be a fast one, it may exclude him from training for the July 4 Tour de France.

And in sad and hauntingly ironic news, Sylvia Plath’s son, Nicholas Hughes, took his own life at the age of 47. He was one year old when his poet mother committed suicide.

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True Blood - Lizzy Caplan

RIP so great and sexy

from mean girls:

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Eastbound and Down - Katy Mixon

hometown sweetie

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The man the myth the legend

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some classic vintage Mr Show skits

there are many more, but here are some of the best from the cult classic HBO show:

Change for a Dollar

The Burgundy Loaf fancy restaurant

The Audition

Racist in the Year 3000

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Upon further inspection, a scientist said it was a harmless spider in the Whole Foods banana.   Gotta love the thorough news media we have nowadays.
It actually was probably a Wacky Wall Walker

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Happy first day of spring, though us Chicago-ans can’t believe it with our 22-degree wind chill this morning.  Potpourri this week.

03-20-09 – QUIZ #380 [scroll down for the previous quiz's answers]

1. “When you go, go, go, go, I know it never ends, never ends”

2. “Cause you’re my lady, I’m your fool, it makes me crazy when you act so cruel”

3. “Chill out, what you yelling for, lay back, it’s all been done before”

4. “Senior class president she must be heaven sent, she was never the last one standing”

5. “I could stay lost in this moment forever, every moment spent with you is a moment I treasure”
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TULSA, Okla. – One of the most deadly spiders in the world has been found in the produce section of a Tulsa grocery store. An employee of Whole Foods Market found the Brazilian Wandering Spider Sunday in bananas from Honduras and managed to catch it in a container.

The spider was given to University of Tulsa Animal Facilities director Terry Childs who said this type of spider kills more people than any other.

Childs said a bite will kill a person in about 25 minutes and while there is an antidote he doesn’t know of any in the Tulsa area.

Spiders often are found in imported produce, and a manager at Whole Foods says the store regularly checks its goods and that’s how the spider was found.

from Yahoo via Information from: KOTV-TV, http://www.newson6.com

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“Boiler Room” movie quotes

I’m sure many of you out there can relate to these over-the-top lines:

Man on phone: Take me off your list.
Seth Davis: Fine, fine. I’m gonna take you off my list of successful people today.

Seth Davis: What do you mean, you’re gonna pass. Alan, the only people making money passing are NFL quarterbacks and I don’t see a number on your back.

Broker: I know you’re not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I’m not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I’m 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money

Richie: When was the last time you closed something huh? You couldn’t close a fckin’ window you moron!

Jim Young: And there is no such thing as a no sale call. A sale is made on every call you make. Either you sell the client some stock or he sells you a reason he can’t. Either way a sale is made, the only question is who is gonna close? You or him? Now be relentless, that’s it, I’m done.

Jim Young: There’s an important phrase that we use here, and think it’s time that you all learned it. Act as if. You understand what that means? Act as if you are the fcking President of this firm. Act as if you got a 9″ cock. Okay? Act as if.

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Slappy and I - we are peas in a pod.  After working in the big bad real wolrd for 11-plus hours, the last thing we want to do when we get home is sit in front of computers.  But Perez Hilton never complained!  So I will try to update when possible.

Now on to business.  You know these guys … you may even like these guys.  But do you KNOW these guys?  Now you will.

10. D.W. Moffett. You know him from: Friday Night Lights (abusive Dad), Grey’s Anatomy, Nip/Tuck, and For Your Love.

9. Currie Graham. Poor man’s Kevin Spacey.  You know him from: Boston Legal (Assistant D.A.), Raising the Bar, Desperate Housewives, Men in Trees.

8. Jeffrey Nordling. You know him from: Sex and the City (“Capote Duncan”),  24, DIrt, Melrose Place.

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