5 Stars of Today battle their 1980s Counterparts

1.  Kimbo Slice vs. Mr T
Advantage:  1980s
Sorry bout that 14 second knockout, Kimbo.

2.  Usher vs. Michael Jackson
Advantage: 2000s
Too much weirdness for the Gloved-One to win.

3.  John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan
Advantage:  1980s
Whatcha gonna do, brother?

4.  Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus vs. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany
Advantage:  2000s
One multi-media wonder beats two one hit wonders.

5.  Pete Wentz vs. Robert Smith
Advantage:  1980s
Not even close, boys don’t cry Pete.

More battles coming at a later date.

Your eagle-eyed pal,

Slappy Whyte