Stop!  Hammertime!  No, really. STOP.

“Harem” pants, popularized by MC Hammer in the late 1980s, appear to be making a return.  Double-you-tee-eff.

These?  Are not flattering.  The saggy crotch isn’t a good look for man, woman, or newborn baby.  Comfy? Perhaps.  But since when has beauty gone hand-in-hand with comfort?

The good news is that perhaps the fashion of the early ’90s is not far behind.  Hot damn, I’ve been hoping to break out my flannel shirts again.  No, sincerely.

Please Hammer, Don’t Hurt ‘Em,

Lucy Glib