Faithful readers of Megasizzle know that the majority of my heart is soft for Tommy Lee Jones.  The strong, silent, and hardass type.  Attractive but not conventionally handsome, with an accent for kicking and taking, TLJ has been typecast as a man who lays down the LAW.  Behold, ten examples of this phenonmenon. 
1. The Fugitive [...]

This is a rare pic of Eric The Actor (aka Eric The Midget) and a funny guy/John Belushi-wannabe whose high school stories are getting a bit irritating over time.
Read more from the KOAM’s site.  Or just subscribe to Sirius/XM already (you can listen over your pc if you have no receiver) …  It’s a good [...]

You could be the owner/writer of this site:
http://www.poorbritney.com/blog/
Yes, a celeb blog website … all … about … Britney … Spears.  Noose, where are you when I need you?
And there are like 10 posts today alone!  I can think of NOTHING more fun than writing about the Spears family EACH AND EVERY DAY.
Yet they have a [...]

I have been very lucky recently … good karma is shining down upon me! 

1.  Willing To Help??
Hello am Yonggi Cho a citizen of Hong Kong working for the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.  This is a Business proposition for you involving a huge sum of money (Twenty Million USDollars).  I want to move the [...]

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Ni hao (i know that’s wrong but i don’t care),
Slappy Whyte

The market took a header.  Banks are bailing left and right.  Even America’s sweethearts are allgedly resorting to pills.  People are packing generic frozen meals for lunches and eating ramen noodles for dinner.  But if it’s Friday, or you just got a raise, or you want to part with a couple of bucks to treat [...]

The stock market crashed like a motherf*cker today, but that wasn’t even the worst news I read.  Heather Locklear - legendary hottie, L’oreal spokesmodel, underrated comic actress, and FIRST impressive notch in Tommy Lee’s bedpost - was picked up for a DUI.   1.  She was picked up at 4:30 in the afternoon 2. She drew attention to [...]

Dexter Season 3 began on Showtime last night.  I almost always find this show to be satisfying fun … it’s the closest thing to a CSI-type show that I watch.
As usual, Michael C. Hall as Dexter overshadows virtually the entire cast from an acting perspective … with the possible exceptions of Jennifer Carpenter as Debra [...]

Contrary to popular expectation, John McCain has received strong support from some unlikely groups:  College Dropouts, Drug Addicts, Embezzlers, Adulterers, and Possible Sex Offenders:
Drug Addict:
College Dropout:
Multiple Failed Marriages:
Possible Dominican Republic Sex Offender:

College Dropout:
Nevada Brothel Patron:

Drug Addict:
Upgrade from Ailing 1st Wife:
Thief/Embezzler from her own Charity:

Divorced Ailing 1st Wife:
Multiple Marriages:
Adulterer:

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Our MegaSizzle Proprietary Debate Analysis Software, which analyzes speech patterns, content and body language — indicates that John McCain strengthened his appeal in Friday’s Presidential Debate with these following key demographics:
Old Coots

Grumpy Grannies

People Who Avoid Eye Contact

Dads from “The Great Santini”

Neighbors from “American Beauty”

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Your relentless pal,
Slappy Whyte

VH1, master of all things in list form, has released its listing of the best 100 songs from the hip-hop genre.  Leading the list is Public Enemy’s “Fight the Power,” and not just because Flava Flav has whored himself out shamelessly for the network.  THREE TIMES.

Number two, “Rapper’s Delight” by the Sugarhill Gang, a song [...]

If you are easily offended or can’t take a joke … take it easy, or just stop reading the site, please … or create your own site where you can express yourself however you want.
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Your fearless public servant,
Slappy Whyte
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Like these f*cking c*nts are pretending to do:
(courtesy of worlddietnews and thesuperficial)

I think I saw them in a 1930s Propaganda Film out of Berlin.
Your disgusted pal,
Slappy Whyte
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This is old news, but is evidently just hitting the gossip rags.
Frances Bean Cobain, rock-n-roll royalty, has turned super sweet 16.  And instead of hiring the JoBros or stomping around, angry that she was given the wrong color Infiniti, she threw a party with a “suicide” theme.  How hilarious!  AND well-adjusted.
Evidently, iPod touches were given [...]

The Legendary Screen Icon (and philanthropist) Paul Newman passed away at the age of 83 from Cancer, according to multiple sources.
A true film legend, ultimate “cool” guy, family man, avid racing fan, and made one helluva salad dressing.  RIP

You sad pal,
Slappy Whyte

So … I mentioned earlier I saw Reality TV “star” Real from I Love Ny, I Love Money, and another forthcoming VH1 show with his brother Chance.
Here is the car to car pic of him (I know … its cheesy, but he was pretty cool in the 30 second exchange we had):

Anyway, my buddies ended [...]

Three decades of research (!) by University Of Florida researchers showed that ‘Sexist’ Men with traditional views on a woman’s role in the home earn $8,800 a year more on average than Men with a more ‘Modern’ view.  12,686 individuals were surveyed and tracked.
Fascinating…  What do you think?
“What’s more, the enhanced earning power of [...]

Bi-weekly potpourri.  Rock and roll era.  Good luck!
9-26-08 – QUIZ #361
1. “Shake - shake yourself, you`re every move you make, so the story goes”
2. “Realize the realism of reality treats, us both the same, cause satisfaction is the name of this game”
3. “It took too long for you to call back; and normally I [...]

from my pal whatifgirl

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Your pal for Change in ‘08,
Slappy Whyte

Now I am certainly NOT a big Dancing With The Stars fan.  I catch maybe 5 minutes of it here and there before I’m basically bored and/or disgusted.
But this season’s cast is interesting.  I first noticed Cloris Leachman at 82 years old and Susan Lucci, who both looked absolutely fabulous for their age, while watching [...]