All you will notice is the skulls … you do not see the cleavage … you is hypnotized!
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Slappy Whyte

So, I wrote all this up yesterday, only to forget to send until, of course, now. All bands in this themed quiz are named after a food of some kind.
Hope everyone in the States had a lovely Thanksgiving!
11-28-08 – QUIZ #369 [scroll down for last week's answers]
1. “The more you change the less [...]

“I told you girls, do not f*cking wear a dress that is longer than 6 inches above your knee! … and your hair better be dyed really f*cking blond, or you’re in trouble!  You there, the third from the left in the brown dress, you are really pushing it…”
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A decade and a half before the Wazzup campaign, Anheuser-Busch debuted this little commercial, about a baseball umpire being called up to the majors.  Found it on YouTube this morning and it brought a tear to the corner of my eye all over again.

Hope all of our American readers are enjoying a peaceful holiday!
Gratefully,
Lucy Glib

Happy Happy Joy Joy!

And what is up with the guy hugging the teddy-bear…
And it is actually a Korean clip, not Japanese.
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Slappy Whyte

Just in case we didn’t miss the nice cleavage, you were nice enough to point it out to everyone.  And I think the guy in the middle may actually be a Vampire, so beware!
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Slappy Whyte

As a huge vintage GNR fan, I was eagerly awaiting the day that “Chinese Democracy” would finally be released.  I missed the chance to see the band live back in the ole days, and had tickets to see the “Chinese Democracy” tour in London, England in 2001 (the show was canceled … shocking!).
Anyway, I went [...]

RANT WARNING:
I for one am sick of seeing people say “this was posted before” etc etc. It happens on so many sites and boards these days.
You have to remember that not everyone is an innernet mega guru geek like you. 98% of the people probably HAVEN’T seen that pic before. You would [...]

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel sad.  All flickers of hope have vanished.  I’m talking of course, of Heidi Montag’s misguided step in eloping with Spencer Pratt.  Don’t get me wrong … The Hills is way more amusing with Spencer attached than without, but if he is even [...]

This weekend I was at Mr. Glib’s cousin’s wedding.  Nice family, happy bride and groom, good food and decent drinks.  The DJ, as is the case with 95% of wedding DJs, left much to be desired.  He insisted on a play-by-play, Seacrest-style, for much of the evening.  Strike One.  He played “Cha Cha Slide.”  Strike [...]

Not sure who created this picture below first, but it may have been spill.com

Haven’t seen this informercial in a while on late night TV, but here is a Parody of it:

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Slappy Whyte

Hot damn, you can always count on the folks at Defamer.com to find the gems. In this here economy, which is to say, sh*tty, people are bidding to spend their Christmas bonus - and then some - on the Christmas Story experience, offered up on eBay. That’s right. Watch in horror [...]

thx to erffff from da pit and whoever else for this one …
there is a much bigger version, click on the pic to see it!

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Slappy Whyte

From http://commonmistakes.blogspot.com
But its so good I gotta try to share it with some more peeps and get it some exposure:
Top Ten Jobs for Coming Great Depression
Just graduating and wondering how you’re going to find a job during the mother of all Depressions? Laid off and looking for a new career path? Here are the Top [...]

Just surreal …

I’m not saying I don’t eat turkeys and they have to be killed for our Thanksgiving platters, but this is just bad media planning …
Your gobble gobble pal,
Slappy Whyte

Twice in the past two days, I’ve come across reference to the man bra.  The man bra, folks.  Civilization’s ultimate decline cannot be far behind.

A Reuters article quotes a Japanese lingerie saleswoman: “I think more and more men are becoming interested in bras. Since we launched the men’s bra, we’ve been getting feedback from customers [...]

Expectations are so low for next Week’s post-Thanksgiving capitalistic mosh pit shopping day aka “Black Friday”, that electronics retailer Best Buy announced today that they will actually be paying customers up to $200 to take home certain Notebook Computers and Plasma HD TVs.
“While this certainly is an unusual business strategy,” a BB spokesmodel said, “we [...]

Sorry for last week’s hiatus.  Today is a potpourri.  Happy Thanksgiving, all!
11-21-08 – QUIZ #368 [scroll down for last week's answers]
1. “Sapphire and faded jeans, I hope you get your dreams, just go ahead, let your hair down”
2. “I go around a time or two, just to waste my time with you”
3. “Without a life [...]

Check these guys — f*cking good stuff — i think they are unsigned but blowing up or about to

“Miami Trick” song has diff versions for diff cities:

“Yes” song

Your polka dot bikini pal,
Slappy Whyte

I picked mine up at Urban Outfitters … no batteries required, operates on positive thinking … and yes Ladies, there is a version to control Men

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Your pushing a lot of those buttons pal,
Slappy Whyte