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Upon further inspection, a scientist said it was a harmless spider in the Whole Foods banana.   Gotta love the thorough news media we have nowadays.
It actually was probably a Wacky Wall Walker

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New study links television watching with depression.  Hmmm.  Only if you are A), watching Mad Men and it is one of those scenes with Betty and creepy-10-year-old Glenn or B), watching Two and a Half Men wondering why it is on the air while Arrested Development got cancelled.
Christian Bale went nuts on the set of [...]

From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Johnny Depp and Vanessa Paradis spend much more time in Los Angeles than most people think.  Instead of being in France, he will quite often be at his pad off Sunset Blvd.
Here is what Johnny may look like when prowling the streets of L.A. (on the left) — [...]

This will be an ongoing (whenever I feel like it) piece paying homage to the most beautiful & sexy women of the 1980s and 1990s.
First, Cindy Crawford:
The Illinois native supermodel with the supermole, here’s to you!

They don’t make supermodels like her very often, if ever.
Your pal,
Slappy Whyte

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2 Legit 2 Quit baybee!

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Your please hammer don’t hurt em pal,
Slappy Whyte

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Fun fact: both Slappy and I lived, at one point or another, in Cincinnati, Ohio.  (Fun fact II: we both moved away).  Cincinnati is known as the “Queen City.”  Home to its own kind of chili, flying pigs, decent beer, and a bitchin’ late-90s karaoke scene.  Also the town to which Mark Twain reportedly said [...]

It was just, you know, Thanksgiving weekend, so Mr. and Mrs. Glib Senior were in town from the city that rocks, the birthplace of rock and roll, the mistake by the lake, Cleveland, OH. In honor of their arrival, I made a “Safe for the Parents” mix on my iPod, complete with classic rock, adult-friendly [...]

A decade and a half before the Wazzup campaign, Anheuser-Busch debuted this little commercial, about a baseball umpire being called up to the majors.  Found it on YouTube this morning and it brought a tear to the corner of my eye all over again.

Hope all of our American readers are enjoying a peaceful holiday!
Gratefully,
Lucy Glib

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As a huge vintage GNR fan, I was eagerly awaiting the day that “Chinese Democracy” would finally be released.  I missed the chance to see the band live back in the ole days, and had tickets to see the “Chinese Democracy” tour in London, England in 2001 (the show was canceled … shocking!).
Anyway, I went [...]

Hot damn, you can always count on the folks at Defamer.com to find the gems. In this here economy, which is to say, sh*tty, people are bidding to spend their Christmas bonus - and then some - on the Christmas Story experience, offered up on eBay. That’s right. Watch in horror [...]

Guys, in the Muppetverse that includes both Sesame Street and, of course, The Muppet Show, there are some stand-out stars, Kermit, Ernie, Grover, and Elmo being among them.  But there are also some hidden gems, some super supporting characters, and some folks that are long gone (but not, I dare say, forgotten).  Here are ten [...]

Stop!  Hammertime!  No, really. STOP.
“Harem” pants, popularized by MC Hammer in the late 1980s, appear to be making a return.  Double-you-tee-eff.

These?  Are not flattering.  The saggy crotch isn’t a good look for man, woman, or newborn baby.  Comfy? Perhaps.  But since when has beauty gone hand-in-hand with comfort?

The good news is that perhaps the fashion [...]

For all you 1980s and Video Game fans out there (pics taken by me):
Thought it was Blinky, but actually upon research it is Inky…

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Your wocka wocka wocka pal,
Slappy Whyte

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To go with Lucy’s Two Coreys article/pic, here is a pic of Corey Feldman’s vegan wife Susie Feldman in an interesting, string-based bathing suit – poor girl posed for Playboy, but didn’t even get the cover … she got bumped for a no-name professional tennis player … i will console her if needed …

Courtesy of Mavrixonline.
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The following picture has been fascinating me for weeks.  It is HUGE - about two stories high.  It is advertising a second-rate, low-rent show that had its season finale more than two months ago.  And it takes up some seriously pricey real estate - 1/2 block off the Magnificent Mile (Michigan Avenue) in downtown Chicago.
This [...]

According to the new Playboy magazine (one of the greatest magazines of all time, from an upcoming article i will write),  the Highest Chart Position for any James Bond Movie Theme Song belongs to ……………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………………..
D - Squared!

1.  “A View to a Kill” - Duran Duran - #1 (highest chart position)
2a.  “Live & Let Die” - [...]

Thanks to Slappy for getting to work on the Bono scandal (seriously, WTF?) so I could focus on celebrating Simon Le Bon’s half-century on earth.  Who, some of you say?  Only the leader of one of the top bands of the past 25 years.  A band who helped put MTV (old school MTV, with videos) [...]

OK, remember these books?  They were great!  (except for the fact you died about 67% of the time, nice for little kids to read…).
Well there were a bunch of funny altered ones posted on this site in 2005.  Which is forever ago in terms of the intranet, and I’m sure most people haven’t seen these, [...]

Thanks to old friend JP for forwarding this on … the classic 80s video, ‘Take On Me,’ featuring literal lyrics accompanying the video.  Fairly amusing, and a good excuse to watch the video again.  It’s all really very odd, even now.  The oddest part is that Morten from A-Ha is about 15 times hotter than [...]