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For all you fans of HBO’s Eastbound & Down:
“Fans of hilarious, unrepentantly crude, and life-lesson-phobic television rejoice: HBO has just picked up Eastbound & Down for a second season, which will air sometime in 2010.”
And as to the controversy as to whether or not Katy Mixon used a body double in the Season Finale, here [...]

“Powder Blue” … Certain to win an Academy Award …
and she may actually be topless or nude in it…
Q: I assume you’re still sticking to your policy of no nudity in the film? I heard you picked out your own body double for Nailed.
JB: “Yeah I did pick out my own body double. That was [...]

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apply to : legalgrope@megasizzle.com
and yes that is Hayden P and not Kelly Ripa

slappy whyte

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RIP so great and sexy

from mean girls:

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hometown sweetie

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Sunday, I of course tuned in to Rock of Love with Bret Michael.  Monday, I heard “Hole Hearted” in my local Walgreen’s, which is always blaring a bizarre soundtrack.  I thought the universe was giving me a clear sign that I needed to rock the Tuesday Ten with some hair metal.  So what are the [...]

Prince Harry, third in line to the Throne of England behind his Pops and his brother William, was reportedly dumped by his law-school girlfriend. He now re-joins the eligible bachelor list, along with George Clooney, Artie Lange, Corey Haim, and the guy who played “Ned Ryerson” in Groundhog Day.
Elsewhere in breakupsville, Glen Hansard [...]

The Golden Globes were last night.  What?  Big winners included Mad Men, 30 Rock, and Slumdog Millionaire.  My gal Kate Winslet scooped up a little guy for her haunting and dramatic turn in Revolutionary Road, which frankly I thought was underrated and beautiful, if so depressing you’ll want to sit in a fetal position for [...]

From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Julia Roberts (and her husband Danny Moder) is a hippie who doesn’t like showering.  She doesn’t mind the “musty” smell she (and her hair) often emits.
With that in mind, here is the perfect late Xmas gift for the Pretty Woman:

Your balloon inhaling pal,
Slappy Whyte

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Blind Item Revealed!
From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
A former American Beauty “sweet as pie” actress is a hot mess who gets so drunk and out of control its disgusting.  She threw up all over a limo taking her to an event, which the bodyguard had to scrub out on his knees the next [...]

This will be an ongoing (whenever I feel like it) piece paying homage to the most beautiful & sexy women of the 1980s and 1990s.
First, Cindy Crawford:
The Illinois native supermodel with the supermole, here’s to you!

They don’t make supermodels like her very often, if ever.
Your pal,
Slappy Whyte

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“Celebrity” Apprentice cast announced… Tom Green (it’s okay for him to hump a dead moose); a Deal or No Deal model; “T-Boz” from TLC; Andrew Dice Clay (Oohhhh!); Scott Hamilton; Dennis Rodman, and 10 others.  I won’t be tuning in.

You know when you go to that B & B (or your parents’ guest room) and [...]

According to the Star Magazine “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Angelina Jolie will throw knives at walls when her and Brad Pitt fight, but never at him.  She was trained in knife throwing and martial arts for her film work.
That’s not intimidating at ALL, is it?  Imagine if you were in a fight with your girlfriend [...]

The best celeb/gossip/entertainment site to read for the real dirt (and great pics you won’t see anywhere) is crazydaysandnights.net , written by “Enty Lawyer”, a rotund man who is an actual Hollywood Entertainment lawyer with many inside sources.  His blind items are very juicy and will get you guessing.
Anyway, Enty recently had an exclusive that [...]

By this point, everyone with an eye on the news and pop culture has heard the tragedy of Jett Travolta, 16-year-old son to John Travolta and Kelly Preston.  My heart goes out to them and his sister.  Elsewhere in the land of gone-before-their-time, John Costelloe, best known for playing Vito’s lover “Johnny Cakes” in The [...]

The recent Star Magazine, Bodyguards Tell All article said that Jennifer Aniston barely likes to wear clothes and is constantly parading around in a bikini or less,  proudly showing off her body.  It specifically said she often answers the door in a camisole and panties.
So in the interests of quality reporting, here is a depiction [...]

Hey peeps
I’ve been hibernating and working a lot at my “real” job, but I should be posting again every day for MegaSizzle soon.  Sorry about the gaps (mind the gap, too, while you’re at it).
I’m not gonna bitch about my personal life and how i hate the winter and the holidays and relationships, i will [...]

Pamela Anderson showed up for an art show, missing her pants.  I’ve always defended the girl in a decidedly platonic way.  I find her endearing and sweet.  But damn, her cries for attention are getting embarrassing. Also?  Why does her clutch purse say “Soup” on it?
Time released its list of the best 10 movies of [...]

“Dallas Stars left wing Sean Avery on Tuesday was suspended indefinitely pending a hearing with NHL commissioner Gary Bettman for conduct “detrimental to the league or game of hockey.”
Perhaps the most hated man in hockey, Avery was suspended for making disparaging comments about ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert. The Canadian-born actress best known for her role on [...]