David Letterman, that sneaky old bastard, secretly tied the knot with longtime girlfriend (and mother to 5-year old Harry) Regina Lasko. Even sneakier? US Weekly, which scooped the story. Dave and Regina have been dating since 1986. There’s still hope for Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins!

Also recently hitched is Danica McKellar — [...]

New study links television watching with depression.  Hmmm.  Only if you are A), watching Mad Men and it is one of those scenes with Betty and creepy-10-year-old Glenn or B), watching Two and a Half Men wondering why it is on the air while Arrested Development got cancelled.
Christian Bale went nuts on the set of [...]

The Super Bowl happened, the game was actually compelling, the ads sucked.  And that’s the last I’ll speak of THAT!  (Still trying to drag Slappy out of hiding.  Come talk two of your loves, friend - football and advertising).
In other news …
Michael Phelps done got caught toking up at a party in South Carolina.  Funny [...]

Jax asked a few days ago where Slappy had been. Well, he’s been swamped at his “day job,” for one, but hopefully this post of mine gets him out of hiding. Months ago, I listed my least favorite “Wack Packers,” those freaks of society that plague or promote the Howard Stern show, depending [...]

From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Miley “Hannah Montana” Cyrus is a hell-raiser behind closed doors.  She likes to snap risque pics and smooch with her girl friends.
Depiction of what this might look like:

Your achy breaky pal,
Slappy Whyte

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From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Julia Roberts (and her husband Danny Moder) is a hippie who doesn’t like showering.  She doesn’t mind the “musty” smell she (and her hair) often emits.
With that in mind, here is the perfect late Xmas gift for the Pretty Woman:

Your balloon inhaling pal,
Slappy Whyte

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Blind Item Revealed!
From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
A former American Beauty “sweet as pie” actress is a hot mess who gets so drunk and out of control its disgusting.  She threw up all over a limo taking her to an event, which the bodyguard had to scrub out on his knees the next [...]

From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Tom Cruise demanded that Katie Holmes cut her hair short, not wear much makeup, and does not allow her to talk to men.
God help the poor girl, I hope she gets out of this mess soon — and with Suri and a lot of $$$ for this sham [...]

According to the Star Magazine “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Angelina Jolie will throw knives at walls when her and Brad Pitt fight, but never at him.  She was trained in knife throwing and martial arts for her film work.
That’s not intimidating at ALL, is it?  Imagine if you were in a fight with your girlfriend [...]

From Star Magazine’s “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All” article:
Britney Spears thinks Tinkerbell is real and that Unicorns are real animals that live in New Zealand.
Here is a depiction of what may it look like in Britney’s mind when she is in one of her “moods”:

Your aliens are real pal,
Slappy Whyte

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The best celeb/gossip/entertainment site to read for the real dirt (and great pics you won’t see anywhere) is crazydaysandnights.net , written by “Enty Lawyer”, a rotund man who is an actual Hollywood Entertainment lawyer with many inside sources.  His blind items are very juicy and will get you guessing.
Anyway, Enty recently had an exclusive that [...]

Alyssa Milano is getting hitched. Engaged to a 36-year-old agent with thinning hair and a dorky smile - I’m sure he has a great personality. But … really? Now? Guys would have wept about 10 years ago - maybe even 5. These days, everyone is still mourning Scarlett Johansson a/k/a Mrs. [...]

A recent Star Magazine had a revealing article entitled “Hollywood Bodyguards Tell All!”, which actually gave some “real” inside dirt/scoop on several big celebs (and also some “blind items” about other celebs).  It was nice to see some actual dirt in a “gossip” mag, rather than just the latest Heidi/Spencer publicity stunt.  I’m going to [...]

TR Knight, fed up with his unchallenging storylines and the stupidity of it all, is looking to leave Grey’s Anatomy.  Or, you know, maybe T.R. was just participating in “Day WIthout a Gay.”  What is with the medical dramas and the rotating casts?  It might be a positive … E/R has been on the air [...]

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel sad.  All flickers of hope have vanished.  I’m talking of course, of Heidi Montag’s misguided step in eloping with Spencer Pratt.  Don’t get me wrong … The Hills is way more amusing with Spencer attached than without, but if he is even [...]

Fitness and diet guru Susan Powter … remember her?  She looked like a slightly more feminine Lance Bass:

Well, this is one woman who is aging gracefully.  She was on New York’s Mike and Juliet Show yesterday and looks fabulous!

Wicked hot.  Look at what better hair, groomed eyebrows, and a softer expression can do, girls.
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Sunday and Monday were historic days for fans of the Howard Stern Radio Show (on Sirius/XM, foo!)
Sunday, Stern’s blushing bride Beth O Ostrosky Stern Stamos finished the NYC Marathon in 4 hrs, 15 mins.
Here is a pic from the NY Daily News site of the happy couple after the race:
I don’t think this the KOAM’s best look [...]

To go with Lucy’s Two Coreys article/pic, here is a pic of Corey Feldman’s vegan wife Susie Feldman in an interesting, string-based bathing suit – poor girl posed for Playboy, but didn’t even get the cover … she got bumped for a no-name professional tennis player … i will console her if needed …

Courtesy of Mavrixonline.
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Halloween 2008:
Sarah Palin is obvious … as is Heath Ledger’s Joker –  there’s going to be a million of both of those.
So here’s some of my suggestions for original Halloween Costumes for next week’s (and this week’s) parties:
1. Mini-Me Sex Tape — paste a midget doll and camera to yourself — also can be Eric [...]

This pic is not tampered with.  Tell me this doesn’t look like she is chaperoning him to a Big Brothers/Big Sisters dinner.  Whatever street cred and cool rating this guy ever had is just … gone.   I want to say “Nick Got Served”, but he wasn’t in that flick, he was in “Drumline” … [...]