It is a pattern pitifully familiar here in the 21st century. Some men just can’t handle being outplayed or outearned by their lady counterparts. Or perhaps successful women feel like they can score an even better mate once they eclipse their current model. Either way, this trend is noticeable in particular among [...]

Remember Evan Rachel Wood?  She of the Marilyn Manson banging?  She has evidently made another stellar mating choice, “canoodling” with Mickey Rourke, who (ewww), played her on-screen father in The Wrestler. Okay, first of all, there’s the on-screen father/daughter thing as aforementioned.  Secondly, she is 21 to his 56.  Thirdly, he’s MICKEY ROURKE.  Fourthly, this [...]

“Dallas Stars left wing Sean Avery on Tuesday was suspended indefinitely pending a hearing with NHL commissioner Gary Bettman for conduct “detrimental to the league or game of hockey.”
Perhaps the most hated man in hockey, Avery was suspended for making disparaging comments about ex-girlfriend Elisha Cuthbert. The Canadian-born actress best known for her role on [...]

I picked mine up at Urban Outfitters … no batteries required, operates on positive thinking … and yes Ladies, there is a version to control Men

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It’s that time of year … to brainwash women into thinking a slave-mined blood rock from Africa makes them feel more loved …

The “He went to Jared’s!” commercials are the worst … if I was a woman, I would feel personally offended by them.
There aren’t that many good parodies of those terrible commercials, here is [...]

For when we’re too lazy to write, and you’re too lazy to read, just gaze your glazed eyes over these:
Your BBQ Invite got lost in the mail, sorry:

As did your pool party invite:

And the snow themed party with the giant twins … yeah that one also:
 
 
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WOW, we got a ton of great submissions this month!  Thanks everybody.
Here are the 30 best ones, please peruse the list and click any links that interest you.
In no particular order:
1.  TV  HBO’s The Wire as the Great American Novel

2.  Music  AC/DC Rock out in Canada and the U.S.
3.  Movie  The “Blade Runner” Effect
4.  [...]

Three decades of research (!) by University Of Florida researchers showed that ‘Sexist’ Men with traditional views on a woman’s role in the home earn $8,800 a year more on average than Men with a more ‘Modern’ view.  12,686 individuals were surveyed and tracked.
Fascinating…  What do you think?
“What’s more, the enhanced earning power of [...]

This is based on personal experience, and concerns some common differences between women in their 20s and in their 30s … based on this moment in time.  Obviously this is about generalities and every individual is different.
In my view, most of this stems from a “generational” difference between those who grew up in the 80s/early [...]

RUSH - “But Neil Peart is the greatest drummer ever, man.”

IRON MAIDEN (maybe in 1985, but not now)

COLDPLAY – the sad thing here is that guys think that liking Coldplay will get them laid, or get a Gwyneth Paltrow type … more like a “friend zone” can’t close the deal type

PHISH – Unless you have [...]

Slappy has talked a bit on here about the world of dating.  And while I’ve been married for nearly four years and with my now-husband for nearly seven, I do recall some truisms.
First and foremost.  Guys, take note.  There is a delicate line between “nice guy” and “pathetic p*ssy (PP).”  Remembering to call and being [...]

First thought for Sunday (the day of the Lord … well actually Saturday is, but that’s another story):
I’ve been perusing/trolling a certain large online dating site recently (the one that might have an ad to the right of the page) and noticed how the top of many, many women’s profiles or main intro line it [...]

1.  Don’t be this guy.  If your eyes look like that when you get around an attractive woman, consider wearing an eye patch to make yourself more interesting looking.

2.  Be like this guy.  Wear a tuxedo as often as possible, especially to your local grocery store.  Smoke cigs.

3. Build a pool.  Buy some deck chairs.  [...]

True bon vivants/partiers/waste products/pimps/playboys/night owls/drunks know that the best nights are every other night of the week.  Friday & Saturday are Amateur Hour / “Date Night” / Family Time — and the pressure to have something exciting lined up and to have an “awesome” time is often too much to live up to.
Besides, who isn’t [...]

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Fascinating!
http://whyhealthy.blogspot.com/2008/09/sexologists-can-infer-womans-history-of.html
“The results showed that the appropriately trained sexologists were able to correctly infer vaginal orgasm through watching the way the women walked over 80 percent of the time. Further analysis revealed that the sum of stride length and vertebral rotation was greater for the vaginally orgasmic women. “This could reflect the free, unblocked energetic flow [...]

I love funny Ven (Venn?) diagrams, flowcharts, etc.
Send in any of your favs.
Slappy Whyte

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Ok so you don’t have much of a singing voice.  Neither do I, basically.  My voice is deep and my range is limited.  Yet there are several songs that you can duet with a woman (or women) where you won’t embarrass yourself too bad– and notice no “Love Shack” or “Grease” on the list, don’t [...]

Glengarry Glenn Ross.  Best movie about salesmen ever.  Best Mamet.
Blake: We’re adding a little something to this month’s sales contest.
As you all know, first prize is a Cadillac Eldorado. Anybody want to see second prize?
[Holds up prize]
Blake: Second prize is a set of steak knives. Third prize is you’re fired.
I have to “close” in my [...]

Here are some key points I would note for your “pad” — these generally apply to all guests, not just eligible single women — basically you want people to be comfortable, like a hotel to some degree haha.
So here’s some things that its good to have in your bachelor seduction lair:
Clean Bathroom (and hopefully clean kitchen [...]