Grandpa McCain:  “Hello son, I’m your new Grandpa John!”

Levi Johnson’s thought:  ‘Ouch, Grandpa John is hurting my shoulder!’

McCain:  “Welcome to the Family — once you get in, there’s only one way out …”

Levi’s next thought:  ‘Wow her mom is kind of MILFy, and my new Grandma McCain is as well…’

I wonder if that great U2 song is running through this poor kid’s head right now…
Slappy Whyte