In honor of the Howard Stern/Beth O Stern Nuptials, I’m providing the hottest pics of Beth Ostrosky and the ugliest pics I can find of Big Bird:

Those cannot be real!

Nice job on the hair, Ralph …

No … def not real

That afro n stache look was great!

Seriously, though I wish them the best … although I’m skeptical of all marriages in general, unless its for the purpose of having kids.  But they do seem to get along great and make each other happy.

I hope they had Beetle as ring bearer and Baba Booey as the flower girl.

For more of our Howeird Stern commentary click here.

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Your jealous pal,

Slappy Whyte