As someone who was a finalist for “Wittiest” my Senior Year in high school, I understand the importance of a sense of humor when you’re not exactly Heidi Klum.  The right amount of funny can turn a “6″ into an “8″.  Similarly, a dreadful personality can be a distraction from natural beauty (hello, Kate Hudson!).

Saturday Night Live has never been overrun with women, and the number of attractive women in the not-ready-for-primetime-players clique is even smaller.  During the show’s 31-year history, however, there have been a few girls that guys want to have a beer with AND bang afterwards.

  1. Kristin Wiig (2005-present).  Sure, she plays the crazy old woman sometimes.  But she’s also the lady to whom Justin and Andy wanted to give their d*ick in a box. 
  2. Sarah Silverman (1993-1994). America’s Sweetheart.  Let me rephrase: America’s Jewish, foul-mouthed, controversial sweetheart that talks about her grandmother getting raped.  Still arguably the cutest comedienne in comedy history. 
  3. Tina Fey (2000-2007). Smart, funny, witty, and with a kick-ass little body to boot, Tina Fey is the Mary Tyler Moore of the aughts who managed to out Sarah-Palin Sarah Palin.  Well played, fellow Wahoo.  Well played. 
  4. Amy Poehler (2001-2008). Amy Poehler and Will Arnett are too much awesome in one household.  Whether Amy is playing a MILF or a teenager, she’s always adorable. 
  5. Julia Louis-Dreyfuss (1982-1985).  Still gorgeous on Old Christine, Louid-Dreyfuss got her start Live From New York years before she joined Jerry and the gang at Monk’s for nine memorable seasons. 
  6. Maya Rudolph (1999-2007). Maya gets her exotic looks from her Jewish father and African-American mother, who - fun-fact - is the late Minnie Riperton, who scored with her multi-octave range on “Loving You”  (”Loving you is easy ’cause you’re beautiful…”)
  7. Victoria Jackson(1986-1992).  “I … am not a bimbo!”  Victoria had a baby-girl voice, blonde curls, and a buxom frame. She wasn’t the cutest girl around, but was certainly eye candy when compared to other female castmembers at the time (Nora Dunn, Jan Hooks) .
  8. Laraine Newman (1975-1980). Laraine Newman was the first SNL babe - tall, lanky, and very 70s looking.  A poor man’s Mia Ferrow. 
  9. Casey Wilson (2007 - present).  A fresh edition to the cast.  Girl next door cute.  We’ll keep an eye on her. 
  10. Cheri Oteri (1995-2000).  A 60-inch bundle of excitement and levity, Cheri made up for what she lacked in stature with adorable facial expressions. 

And there you have them … not a Pam Anderson in the bunch, but they all have GREAT personalities.

That’s the news and I am outta here,

Lucy Glib

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