First, I wanted to mention that Hugh Hefner is a true Living Legend to me (just as I mentioned Joan Rivers as one in a previous article).  His founding of Playboy Magazine and creating the Playboy Philosophy literally changed modern sexuality in the entire world.

Now it appears that all the “Girls Next Door” have left the Hef fold (shocking, shocking how they all split when they built their own careers as celebs and made some $$$).  And am I the only one who thought that Bridget was by far the coolest one?

So who will be part of his next girlfriend stable?  Some Modest Suggestions from the Randomizer that is my brain (some may be married, but they would obviously divorce their spouse if Hef beckoned) — Overall, I think maybe he should go the already-famous route, rather than the brand-new Playmate model he previously used.

Jenny McCarthy (no contest over Jim Carrey)

Hayden Panettiere (likes older guys)

Tara Reid (she could def use the cash, my sources say)

Cheryl Hines (just cause I like her)

Jenna Fischer (see above)

Sunset Tan Girls aka Olly Girls (obviously his type)

Tiffany “New York” Pollard (diversity)

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Your bathrobe wearing pal,

Slappy Whyte