Attention, gay male MegaSizzle readers … here’s a hypothetical.

Who, right now, in November 2008, would be the greater “conquest?”

George Michael.  Pros: Iconic.  Closeted for much of his early career.  Amazingly gorgeous at one point.  Arguably best voice in pop music.  Legendary. Cons:  Jowly.  Mentally touched. Enjoys bathroom play.  Just arrested for possession of crack.  (CRACK, people.  Allegedly).

Or Neil Patrick Harris.    Pros: Great body, face, and hair.  Currently at his most successful.  Child star cache.  Good singing voice.  Cons: Not George Michael.

In this case, if I’m a straight woman (which I am) and these dudes are up for me, I’ve gotta go with George, even though he is a good 15-20 years past his prime and unstable.  Now if I’m marrying someone, it’s NPH.

What’s the consensus?  Leave your preference in the comments.

Your Father Figure,

Lucy Glib