1.  Don’t be this guy.  If your eyes look like that when you get around an attractive woman, consider wearing an eye patch to make yourself more interesting looking.

2.  Be like this guy.  Wear a tuxedo as often as possible, especially to your local grocery store.  Smoke cigs.

3. Build a pool.  Buy some deck chairs.  These girls will magically appear.

4.  Copy, email and post this icon to every person you know.

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Your pal,

Slappy Whyte