This will be an ongoing (whenever I feel like it) piece paying homage to the most beautiful & sexy women of the 1980s and 1990s.
First, Cindy Crawford:
The Illinois native supermodel with the supermole, here’s to you!

They don’t make supermodels like her very often, if ever.
Your pal,
Slappy Whyte

2 Legit 2 Quit baybee!

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Your please hammer don’t hurt em pal,
Slappy Whyte

For all you 1980s and Video Game fans out there (pics taken by me):
Thought it was Blinky, but actually upon research it is Inky…

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Your wocka wocka wocka pal,
Slappy Whyte

The following picture has been fascinating me for weeks.  It is HUGE - about two stories high.  It is advertising a second-rate, low-rent show that had its season finale more than two months ago.  And it takes up some seriously pricey real estate - 1/2 block off the Magnificent Mile (Michigan Avenue) in downtown Chicago.
This [...]

Thanks to Slappy for getting to work on the Bono scandal (seriously, WTF?) so I could focus on celebrating Simon Le Bon’s half-century on earth.  Who, some of you say?  Only the leader of one of the top bands of the past 25 years.  A band who helped put MTV (old school MTV, with videos) [...]

OK, remember these books?  They were great!  (except for the fact you died about 67% of the time, nice for little kids to read…).
Well there were a bunch of funny altered ones posted on this site in 2005.  Which is forever ago in terms of the intranet, and I’m sure most people haven’t seen these, [...]

Thanks to old friend JP for forwarding this on … the classic 80s video, ‘Take On Me,’ featuring literal lyrics accompanying the video.  Fairly amusing, and a good excuse to watch the video again.  It’s all really very odd, even now.  The oddest part is that Morten from A-Ha is about 15 times hotter than [...]

First, the Wendy’s hamburgur chain started using the Violent Femmes 1980s classic “Blister In The Sun” in their TV ads.
The lyrics to this song include, “When I’m walking, I strut my stuff, then I’m so strung out.  I’m high as a kite, I just might, stop to check you out.”   And of course … “Big [...]

5 Stars of Today battle their 1980s Counterparts
1.  Kimbo Slice vs. Mr T
Advantage:  1980s
Sorry bout that 14 second knockout, Kimbo.

2.  Usher vs. Michael Jackson
Advantage: 2000s
Too much weirdness for the Gloved-One to win.

3.  John Cena vs. Hulk Hogan
Advantage:  1980s
Whatcha gonna do, brother?

4.  Hannah Montana/Miley Cyrus vs. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany
Advantage:  2000s
One multi-media wonder beats two one [...]

Into every generation, a slayer is born.  Also?  A teen-pop renaissance.  Every girl needs the option of obsessing about something completely unattainable in their teen years.  Follow the bouncing ball.
In the late 1970s, the Bay City Rollers, David Cassidy, and Leif Garrett ruled.

The late 1980s (specifically 1988 and beyond) brought us the New Kids on [...]

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