I just think this is pimp … and accurate:
He can see The Matrix:
There is no spoon (no red states/blue states):
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Slappy Whyte
These photos were leaked to us last night from an unidentified source — the grainy footage shows what looks to be VP Candidate Sarah Palin cavorting with a Barack Obama impersonator wearing roller skates?
Scandal? Shocking? You make the call!
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Your that’s the fact jack pal,
Slappy Whyte
28 Oct
Posted by: Lucy Glib in: Annoying, Corporate America, Politics, Sh*t Happens
When I opened my mailbox today, the newest Rolling Stone was awaiting me. I noticed three things. First, it was late, as it was dated October 30 and should have therefore arrived to me sometime last week. Second, it was the third appearance of Barack Obama since March, 2008. True story:
March 20, 2008:
July 10, 2008:
October [...]
26 Oct
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Annoying, Babes, Megasizzle, Politics
I mentioned in this article that Sarah Palin would be one of the top Halloween costumes this year — and I was proven correct last night — spotted in a battleground state, original pic:
I like how she waved and everything …
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18 Oct
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Annoying, Funny, Politics, Weirdness
We might as well make fun of Sarah now, we probably won’t see her any more after November 4th (except for, of course, on Fox News). By the way, will Fox PLEASE FIRE STEVE DOOCY!
For the second pic, you need to be able to view Animated Gifs to see it move.
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16 Oct
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Annoying, Classy, Funny, Politics
In a last ditch effort to save his sinking campaign, John McCain has made another “bold” move. Bold meaning another unbalanced, wild swerve that definitely shows a steady, thoughtful hand. He has bet his last chips on the infamous scourge of sinks (and housewives) everywhere, the Plumber’s Crack.
Everyone knows that it is the best place [...]
Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (aka “Serena Van der Woodsen” and “Dan Humphrey”) on Gossip Girl, only the greatest television program of this season or any other, are snarkily stumping for Senator Barack Obama, giving me yet another reason to love the very hell out of this show.
According to TVWeek.com, the polished pair appear in [...]
14 Oct
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Annoying, Classy, Politics, Sh*t Happens, Weirdness
The picture says it all – a billboard in West Plains, Missouri. The person who created it remains anonymous (i.e., coward).
My favorite quote from the Springfield, MO newspaper website is this:
“Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a [...]
In case you missed it … Senator John McCain stumped recently in Minnesota and dealt with a lovely older woman who gives all of our grandmothers a bad fecking name. Fast-forward the video to 1:19 for the racist goodness.
McCain responds in elegant fashion, defending Obama and acting truly fair and balanced. [...]
09 Oct
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Annoying, Funny, Politics, Weirdness
Emobama — just sounds and looks right.
I think saw Emo McCain playing Bass in a punk band the other day …
Emo, schmeemo … first it was Alternative, then Goth, then Emo … all basically similar … just with different haircuts.
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Your Moody Pal,
Slappy Whyte
Thanks to brain for pointing this one out:
She def has the 1980s body type here … Broadcasting & Poli Sci … at which one of the 5 (or 6) colleges she attended did she major in that?
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Your fearless promoting pal,
Slappy Whyte
Contrary to popular expectation, John McCain has received strong support from some unlikely groups: College Dropouts, Drug Addicts, Embezzlers, Adulterers, and Possible Sex Offenders:
Drug Addict:
College Dropout:
Multiple Failed Marriages:
Possible Dominican Republic Sex Offender:
College Dropout:
Nevada Brothel Patron:
Drug Addict:
Upgrade from Ailing 1st Wife:
Thief/Embezzler from her own Charity:
Divorced Ailing 1st Wife:
Multiple Marriages:
Adulterer:
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28 Sep
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Politics
Our MegaSizzle Proprietary Debate Analysis Software, which analyzes speech patterns, content and body language — indicates that John McCain strengthened his appeal in Friday’s Presidential Debate with these following key demographics:
Old Coots
Grumpy Grannies
People Who Avoid Eye Contact
Dads from “The Great Santini”
Neighbors from “American Beauty”
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Your relentless pal,
Slappy Whyte
28 Sep
Posted by: Slappy Whyte in: Famous Internet, Funny, Megasizzle, Weirdness
If you are easily offended or can’t take a joke … take it easy, or just stop reading the site, please … or create your own site where you can express yourself however you want.
Colorblind Awareness Day:
Reading Literacy Day:
Presidential Election Alert:
Your fearless public servant,
Slappy Whyte
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from my pal whatifgirl
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Your pal for Change in ‘08,
Slappy Whyte
24 Sep
Posted by: Lucy Glib in: Lucy Glib, Politics, Television Treats
Democrats (or at least those in the pro-Obama camp) and Republicans (at least those in the pro-McCain camp) may disagree on plenty of things. Abortion. Gay marriage. Stem cell. Welfare. The War in Iraq. But there is one thing they can agree on, and no it isn’t that Taco Bell is delicious. Rather, House is [...]
18 Aug
Posted by: Lucy Glib in: Lucy Glib, Music and "Music", Politics
So the blogosphere is talking about the top-10song lists of the presumtive Presidential candidates. John McCain has not one, but two, ABBA songs on his list. And number-one (of all time?) is supposedly “Dancing Queen.”
Frank Sinatra (also on the list) I’d get. Bob Seger? Perhaps. Even the Stones. John Cougar Mellencamp could sneak the feck in. But [...]
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