Good news!  Rob Thomas of Cupid and Veronica Mars cult notoriety is making a new series, Party Down.  Better news!  Familiar VM faces will be in the mix, including Ryan “Dick Casablances” Hansen and Ken “Vinnie Van Lowe” Marino.  Amazing news! Kristin “Veronica” Bell herself has expressed interest in doing an episode. Bad news!  It’s [...]

Good News?  David Cook, the sensitive “rocker” “word nerd,” beat David Archuleta in Season 7 of American Idol.
Bad News? No one remembers this or cares.
Good News? David Cook’s self-titled debut, dropping on November 18, was co-written by Chris Cornell of Soundgarden.
Bad News? David Cook’s self-titled debut was co-written by Chris Cornell of Audioslave.
Good News? The [...]

I cannot get away from this little man.  Thanks to Popeater for keeping his specter alive.
David Archuleta, aka “Archie,” aka “Archu-D2,” aka “The Second Runner Up of American Idol Season 7, and oh my GOD have there been seven seasons” is now prepared to make his acting debut, following in the footsteps of Ace Young [...]

Let me first state - back in the days of American Idol Season 2, I LOVED Clay Aiken.  From his first audition to his blistering defeat to Ruben “Who” Studdard, Clay was my favorite.  Despite his creepy habit of eye-f*cking the camera and his strong resemblance to Alfred E. Newman, dude’s voice was fantastic.  Broadway [...]

Lord help us…
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I’m so glad I’m not a tweenage girl…
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Earlier this morning, Slappy and I posted about Claymates.  There is a new phenomenon equally disturbing (if not more so).
Now, David Archuleta had a buttery voice that was pleasant to listen to, but his stage presence was frightening, combining a PTSD stare with frightening attempts at feigned sexuality.  His fan base was rabid from the [...]

I just saw a guy in my downtown office building. Yankees baseball cap, Cubs messenger bag. Hooded sweatshirt that said, on the back, in iron-on letters: “Official Clay Aiken Claymate.”
There is a 95% chance he is ironic and possibly awesome; 5% chance he is confused and disturbed.

Like a bridge over troubled water,
Lucy Glib
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Is Paula on the way out? We can only hope so and keep our fingers crossed. Kara DioGuardi, a songwriter, has been announced as a new 4th judge for the 8th season of American Idol.
She certainly can’t be more crazy than Paula, can she?
Now we can only HOPE that a Randy Jackson [...]