David Letterman, that sneaky old bastard, secretly tied the knot with longtime girlfriend (and mother to 5-year old Harry) Regina Lasko. Even sneakier? US Weekly, which scooped the story. Dave and Regina have been dating since 1986. There’s still hope for Susan Sarandon and Tim Robbins!

Also recently hitched is Danica McKellar — [...]

Another guest post from our resident hipster, @crosberg!
You know who I feel sorry for right now? White people. Especially white people trying to talk about Michelle and Barack Obama. After listening to MSNBC anchors awkwardly interviewing guests who said “you can tell he has a sense of rhythm, which is a nice [...]

Oscar nominations came out!  Benjamin Button and Brangelina both scored, my fave lady Kate Winslet got a Best Actress nomination - for the same role in The Reader for which she won a Golden Globe as … wait for it … supporting actress. Oh-kay.  She may continue to be my little Susan Lucci of the [...]

Jennifer Love Hewitt, she of the poor taste in men, called off her wedding earlier this month and is now telling the world WHY.  US Weekly, master of journalistic intrigue, cites “jealousy, fights, and [Jennifer's] insecurities” as the root of the problem.
Shia LaBeouf is Shia LaBusted (rimshot!), as his license was stripped from him following [...]

Barack Obama was sworn in as the 44th President of the United States, with a speech that expressed determination and hope in the face of challenges and adversity. Meanwhile, 43rd President George W. Bush flew away in a helicopter.  Quite frankly, I’d rather be retired on the ranch than sitting behind the Oval-Office desk.  It’s [...]

George W. Bush, in one final insult, wants to address the nation with a “Farewell” speech, pre-empting The Office, Grey’s, and CSI in the process.  As @WeSeed noted, could his approval ratings get lower?  I mean, honestly.

Prison Break was cancelled by FOX due to, I guess, low ratings?  Which would make sense since I didn’t [...]

Last Tuesday, Barack Obama handily cruised to victory, becoming the first minority present of the United States.  Here here!  It was the likely end of the road for the 72-year old John McCain, but could be just the beginning for a spunky little woman named Sarah Palin, who went from little-known governor to global sensation [...]

I just think this is pimp … and accurate:

He can see The Matrix:

There is no spoon (no red states/blue states):

 
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Slappy Whyte

When I opened my mailbox today, the newest Rolling Stone was awaiting me.  I noticed three things.  First, it was late, as it was dated October 30 and should have therefore arrived to me sometime last week.  Second, it was the third appearance of Barack Obama since March, 2008.  True story:
March 20, 2008:

July 10, 2008:

October [...]

In a last ditch effort to save his sinking campaign, John McCain has made another “bold” move.  Bold meaning another unbalanced, wild swerve that definitely shows a steady, thoughtful hand.  He has bet his last chips on the infamous scourge of sinks (and housewives) everywhere, the Plumber’s Crack.

Everyone knows that it is the best place [...]

Blake Lively and Penn Badgley (aka “Serena Van der Woodsen” and “Dan Humphrey”) on Gossip Girl, only the greatest television program of this season or any other, are snarkily stumping for Senator Barack Obama, giving me yet another reason to love the very hell out of this show.
According to TVWeek.com, the polished pair appear in [...]

The picture says it all –  a billboard in West Plains, Missouri.  The person who created it remains anonymous (i.e., coward).

My favorite quote from the Springfield, MO newspaper website is this:
“Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a [...]

In case you missed it … Senator John McCain stumped recently in Minnesota and dealt with a lovely older woman who gives all of our grandmothers a bad fecking name. Fast-forward the video to 1:19 for the racist goodness.

McCain responds in elegant fashion, defending Obama and acting truly fair and balanced. [...]

Emobama — just sounds and looks right.

I think saw Emo McCain playing Bass in a punk band the other day …
Emo, schmeemo … first it was Alternative, then Goth, then Emo … all basically similar … just with different haircuts.
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Thanks to brain for pointing this one out:
She def has the 1980s body type here … Broadcasting & Poli Sci … at which one of the 5 (or 6) colleges she attended did she major in that?

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Slappy Whyte

So the blogosphere is talking about the top-10song lists of the presumtive Presidential candidates.  John McCain has not one, but two, ABBA songs on his list.  And number-one (of all time?) is supposedly “Dancing Queen.”
Frank Sinatra (also on the list) I’d get. Bob Seger?  Perhaps.  Even the Stones.   John Cougar Mellencamp could sneak the feck in. But [...]