RANT WARNING:
I for one am sick of seeing people say “this was posted before” etc etc. It happens on so many sites and boards these days.
You have to remember that not everyone is an innernet mega guru geek like you. 98% of the people probably HAVEN’T seen that pic before. You would [...]

Not sure who created this picture below first, but it may have been spill.com

Haven’t seen this informercial in a while on late night TV, but here is a Parody of it:

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Your headset wearing pal,
Slappy Whyte

Now … this is from 2000, but I never saw it until yesterday … it might be my new all-time fav YouTube vid … it kicks in about 35 seconds in and the fascination/domination doesn’t stop until the end:
(pic homage gallery below the vid)
Thanks to Ra__ from Reddit for pointing this one out to me

And [...]

I just came up with this … when someone says something obvious, boring, stupid, wrong, etc you say “O Rly” … but instead of just saying it, you post this funny pic of a bird:

Then the wacky innernet kidz came up with all these different O Rly pics (click for bigger versions):

My fav is O RRY.
Your [...]

I call it Ceiling Cat is watching you masturbate.  Isn’t it funny yet creepy at the same time ???

And then someone created this in response:

And then there was a make-your-own Ceiling Cat, who knew it would get so big!

 
Your discovering the obvious ironic pal,
Slappy Whyte

I have been very lucky recently … good karma is shining down upon me! 

1.  Willing To Help??
Hello am Yonggi Cho a citizen of Hong Kong working for the Hang Seng Bank Ltd.  This is a Business proposition for you involving a huge sum of money (Twenty Million USDollars).  I want to move the [...]

Her name is Elin Grindemyr.  She from Sweden.  If you want to be on the cutting edge of “pinup girl” / “bikini girl” message board submissions, check her out.

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Send your cool, sexy and/or interesting pics to megasizzle@rocketmail.com - they might end [...]

 
When eating a giant hamburger!

He won’t, you know!

Actually the very early 1990s, but who’s quibbling?

Ladiez:
WHO WOULD YOU RATHER HAVE FATHER YOUR CHILD IN ORDER TO KEEP THE HUMAN SPECIES ALIVE?
A.  CARROT TOP
B.  CLAY AIKEN
LEAVE VOTES IN COMMENTS

WARNING!
WHATEVER YOU DO, DO NOT UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES LOOK UP “potatoes-n-jelly” IN GOOGLE
IMAGE SEARCH, WITH SAFE-SEARCH TURNED OFF
THE HORROR!
DON’T SAY I DIDN’T WARN YA!

If you are as cool as these people, you REALLY need to read MegaSizzle.com !!!11