In a last ditch effort to save his sinking campaign, John McCain has made another “bold” move.  Bold meaning another unbalanced, wild swerve that definitely shows a steady, thoughtful hand.  He has bet his last chips on the infamous scourge of sinks (and housewives) everywhere, the Plumber’s Crack.

Everyone knows that it is the best place [...]

The picture says it all –  a billboard in West Plains, Missouri.  The person who created it remains anonymous (i.e., coward).

My favorite quote from the Springfield, MO newspaper website is this:
“Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a [...]

In case you missed it … Senator John McCain stumped recently in Minnesota and dealt with a lovely older woman who gives all of our grandmothers a bad fecking name. Fast-forward the video to 1:19 for the racist goodness.

McCain responds in elegant fashion, defending Obama and acting truly fair and balanced. [...]

Emobama — just sounds and looks right.

I think saw Emo McCain playing Bass in a punk band the other day …
Emo, schmeemo … first it was Alternative, then Goth, then Emo … all basically similar … just with different haircuts.
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Thanks to brain for pointing this one out:
She def has the 1980s body type here … Broadcasting & Poli Sci … at which one of the 5 (or 6) colleges she attended did she major in that?

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Contrary to popular expectation, John McCain has received strong support from some unlikely groups:  College Dropouts, Drug Addicts, Embezzlers, Adulterers, and Possible Sex Offenders:
Drug Addict:
College Dropout:
Multiple Failed Marriages:
Possible Dominican Republic Sex Offender:

College Dropout:
Nevada Brothel Patron:

Drug Addict:
Upgrade from Ailing 1st Wife:
Thief/Embezzler from her own Charity:

Divorced Ailing 1st Wife:
Multiple Marriages:
Adulterer:

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Our MegaSizzle Proprietary Debate Analysis Software, which analyzes speech patterns, content and body language — indicates that John McCain strengthened his appeal in Friday’s Presidential Debate with these following key demographics:
Old Coots

Grumpy Grannies

People Who Avoid Eye Contact

Dads from “The Great Santini”

Neighbors from “American Beauty”

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Democrats (or at least those in the pro-Obama camp) and Republicans (at least those in the pro-McCain camp) may disagree on plenty of things.  Abortion.  Gay marriage.  Stem cell.  Welfare.  The War in Iraq.  But there is one thing they can agree on, and no it isn’t that Taco Bell is delicious.  Rather, House is [...]

So the blogosphere is talking about the top-10song lists of the presumtive Presidential candidates.  John McCain has not one, but two, ABBA songs on his list.  And number-one (of all time?) is supposedly “Dancing Queen.”
Frank Sinatra (also on the list) I’d get. Bob Seger?  Perhaps.  Even the Stones.   John Cougar Mellencamp could sneak the feck in. But [...]