I just think this is pimp … and accurate:

He can see The Matrix:

There is no spoon (no red states/blue states):

 
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Your Red Pill or Blue Pill pal,
Slappy Whyte

Here are some of my modest proposals of who President-Elect Obama should consider for his Presidential Cabinet:
Secretary of Finance:  Donald Trump  - He’s bailed himself out of near-bankruptcy situations before and emerged back on top.

Secretary of State: Tiger Woods — Probably the most well-known and beloved sports figure in the world, with multi-ethnic appeal — [...]

These photos were leaked to us last night from an unidentified source — the grainy footage shows what looks to be VP Candidate Sarah Palin cavorting with a Barack Obama impersonator wearing roller skates?
Scandal?  Shocking?  You make the call!

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Your that’s the fact jack pal,
Slappy Whyte

According to the Best Week Ever blog, the Simpsons Halloween Special this year will feature a segment/opening based on Mad Men.  The Special airs November 2nd, two days before Election Day, and also features Homer trying to vote for Obama (mmm … Obama), which has been leaked on the innernets previously.
Here are some stills from [...]

In a last ditch effort to save his sinking campaign, John McCain has made another “bold” move.  Bold meaning another unbalanced, wild swerve that definitely shows a steady, thoughtful hand.  He has bet his last chips on the infamous scourge of sinks (and housewives) everywhere, the Plumber’s Crack.

Everyone knows that it is the best place [...]

The picture says it all –  a billboard in West Plains, Missouri.  The person who created it remains anonymous (i.e., coward).

My favorite quote from the Springfield, MO newspaper website is this:
“Outrage over the sign triggered West Plains resident Becky Estes to write a letter in Monday’s edition of the Daily Quill newspaper saying “such a [...]

Emobama — just sounds and looks right.

I think saw Emo McCain playing Bass in a punk band the other day …
Emo, schmeemo … first it was Alternative, then Goth, then Emo … all basically similar … just with different haircuts.
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Slappy Whyte

Thanks to brain for pointing this one out:
She def has the 1980s body type here … Broadcasting & Poli Sci … at which one of the 5 (or 6) colleges she attended did she major in that?

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Your fearless promoting pal,
Slappy Whyte

Contrary to popular expectation, John McCain has received strong support from some unlikely groups:  College Dropouts, Drug Addicts, Embezzlers, Adulterers, and Possible Sex Offenders:
Drug Addict:
College Dropout:
Multiple Failed Marriages:
Possible Dominican Republic Sex Offender:

College Dropout:
Nevada Brothel Patron:

Drug Addict:
Upgrade from Ailing 1st Wife:
Thief/Embezzler from her own Charity:

Divorced Ailing 1st Wife:
Multiple Marriages:
Adulterer:

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Our MegaSizzle Proprietary Debate Analysis Software, which analyzes speech patterns, content and body language — indicates that John McCain strengthened his appeal in Friday’s Presidential Debate with these following key demographics:
Old Coots

Grumpy Grannies

People Who Avoid Eye Contact

Dads from “The Great Santini”

Neighbors from “American Beauty”

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Slappy Whyte

from the Associated Press:
“Speaking to reporters Thursday, Rep. Lynn Westmoreland of Grantville, Ga., described the Obamas as members of an “elitist-class … that thinks that they’re uppity,” according to The Hill, a Capitol Hill newspaper.
Asked to clarify whether he intended to use the word, he said, “Yeah, uppity.”
In a statement Friday, Westmoreland — a white [...]