Just surreal …

I’m not saying I don’t eat turkeys and they have to be killed for our Thanksgiving platters, but this is just bad media planning …
Your gobble gobble pal,
Slappy Whyte

Last Tuesday, Barack Obama handily cruised to victory, becoming the first minority present of the United States.  Here here!  It was the likely end of the road for the 72-year old John McCain, but could be just the beginning for a spunky little woman named Sarah Palin, who went from little-known governor to global sensation [...]

These photos were leaked to us last night from an unidentified source — the grainy footage shows what looks to be VP Candidate Sarah Palin cavorting with a Barack Obama impersonator wearing roller skates?
Scandal?  Shocking?  You make the call!

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Your that’s the fact jack pal,
Slappy Whyte

I mentioned in this article that Sarah Palin would be one of the top Halloween costumes this year — and I was proven correct last night — spotted in a battleground state, original pic:

I like how she waved and everything …
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We might as well make fun of Sarah now, we probably won’t see her any more after November 4th (except for, of course, on Fox News).  By the way, will Fox PLEASE FIRE STEVE DOOCY!
For the second pic, you need to be able to view Animated Gifs to see it move.

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Comedienne, double Emmy-award winner, and self-proclaimed D-Lister is a polarizing force in pop culture.  Some love her, some hate her, some (myself included) love her at times and hate her at times (in my case, the only time for hatred is during Suddenly Susan, and that may not have even been her fault).
I caught the [...]

Thanks to brain for pointing this one out:
She def has the 1980s body type here … Broadcasting & Poli Sci … at which one of the 5 (or 6) colleges she attended did she major in that?

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Your fearless promoting pal,
Slappy Whyte

I live in a very large city.  Very blue - even in the wealthy areas.  Last night, I was on the elevator in my high-rise apartment building.  In my hand was a New Yorker magazine , to boot.  (Liberal rag!)
An older gentlemen was on the ride with me and asked, “So … [baseball playoffs [...]

from my pal whatifgirl

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Your pal for Change in ‘08,
Slappy Whyte

Democrats (or at least those in the pro-Obama camp) and Republicans (at least those in the pro-McCain camp) may disagree on plenty of things.  Abortion.  Gay marriage.  Stem cell.  Welfare.  The War in Iraq.  But there is one thing they can agree on, and no it isn’t that Taco Bell is delicious.  Rather, House is [...]

Source:  from gawker.com, confirmed on Fox News
FYI:
CONTACT LIST
Beth Leschper (Beth Leschper SOA) [Edit]
beth.leschper@alaska.gov
Blanche Kallstrom (Blanche) [Edit]
mbkrdk@starband.net
Bristol Palin (Bristol) [Edit]
bristol_palin@hotmail.com
Chuck Heath (Chuck) [Edit]
chckheath@yahoo.com
fek9wnr@yahoo.com (Todd) [Edit]
fek9wnr@yahoo.com
ftb907@yahoo.com (Frank) [Edit]
ftb907@yahoo.com
Heather Bruce (Heather) [Edit]
khbruce@gci.net
ivy.frye@alaska.gov (Ivy SOA) [Edit]
ivy.frye@alaska.gov
ivyfrye@yahoo.com (Ivy Personal) [Edit]
ivyfrye@yahoo.com
Judy Patrick (Judy Patrick) [Edit]
jpphoto@mtaonline.net
kris.perry@alaska.gov (Kris Perry SOA) [Edit]
kris.perry@alaska.gov
krisandclark@yahoo.com (Kris Personal) [Edit]
krisandclark@yahoo.com
paymckhea@yahoo.com (Molly) [Edit]
paymckhea@yahoo.com
Roseanne Hughes (Roseanne Hughes SOA) [Edit]
roseanne.hughes@alaska.gov
Sally Heath (Mom) [...]

Source:  Gawker.com and Fox News
From this site
Hackers hacked Sarah Palin’s personal Yahoo account, and a few were leaked to gawker.com. Click the pics to see bigger versions.  Confirmed on Fox News. Hard to read the emails, but there is definitely some heavy religion and anger at the media.  Pretty innocuous, but it is interesting how [...]

Dateline:  Iraq
VP Candidate Sarah Palin, the self-professed “hockey mom”, demonstrated her first foreign policy initiative today by bringing orange slices at halftime of a local Kurd/Iraqi peace soccer game.
“I just thought the boys would like a little Vitamin C to pep up for the second half”, Palin said.
Sources close to the Republican Candidate say she [...]

OK, whether you like her or not, try listening to her voice while NOT looking at her pretty mug.  I guarantee that the grating “Fargo”esque meets School Teacher meets Nag accent will get on your nerves pretty quickly.
“We are going to bring soooo much to the people of Alaska!”  All 600 of them who already [...]

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Herobuilders.com has released 3 different Sarah Palin action figure dolls.  There is the above “Lara Croft”ish version, plus a Schoolgirl Outfit version, plus an Executive version (full black pantsuit).  Which version do you think will sell the LEAST?
It’s rumored (by me) that the toy also comes with a COAT HANGER accessory …
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/newstopics/uselection2008/johnmccain/2705087/Sarah-Palin-dolls-go-on-sale-as-John-McCains-running-mates-popularity-soars.html
Slappy Whyte

David Spade has been found by DNA testing to be the father of Playboy Playmate Jillian Grace’s baby born August 26th. She’s in the upper left corner of the photo above, along with other women Spade has been linked with (yes, he is a bit of a pimp …. Krista Allen!).
Anyway, the National Enquirer reports:
“David [...]

I thought that was Bristol Palin in the above Myspace pics, but apparently it’s Levi Johnston’s sister.  That should be Bristol in the top left and she looks similar.
My apologies.
Slappy Whyte

Apparently/possibly this is the guy that the National Enquirer may have been referring to about the alleged Sarah Palin extramarital affair in Alaska.
It may have just been a flirtation, but supposedly he was and is no longer a business partner of Palin’s husband Todd.
Brad Hanson, Council Member, City of Palmer, Alaska
http://www.cityofpalmer.org/index.asp?Type=B_DIR&SEC={467D2DA7-5BC1-44A4-8BBC-D44F17946B90}
Slappy Whyte

Grandpa McCain:  “Hello son, I’m your new Grandpa John!”
Levi Johnson’s thought:  ‘Ouch, Grandpa John is hurting my shoulder!’
McCain:  “Welcome to the Family — once you get in, there’s only one way out …”
Levi’s next thought:  ‘Wow her mom is kind of MILFy, and my new Grandma McCain is as well…’
I wonder if that great U2 [...]