Jay Leno, a-number-one hack, douche, and material thief, was yanked out of retirement before retirement even began.  Not only will he continue to “treat” America to his “humor,” he’ll be able to do it in primetime.  10ET/9CT, five goddamned days a week.  Will people then just go to bed earlier and ignore Conan completely?
A week [...]

It’s the end of the world as we know it, and I feel sad.  All flickers of hope have vanished.  I’m talking of course, of Heidi Montag’s misguided step in eloping with Spencer Pratt.  Don’t get me wrong … The Hills is way more amusing with Spencer attached than without, but if he is even [...]

Like these f*cking c*nts are pretending to do:
(courtesy of worlddietnews and thesuperficial)

I think I saw them in a 1930s Propaganda Film out of Berlin.
Your disgusted pal,
Slappy Whyte
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Big weekend for news.

Former blink-182 and +44 drummer, Travis Barker, and former Nicole Richie plaything, DJ AM, were critically injured in a plane crash that claimed the lives of four others.  Barker and AM are being treated for burns at a hospital in Augusta, Georgia. Both are expected to recover.
Nate “Regulate” Dogg has been taken [...]

Lauren Conrad is naturally pretty, rich, well groomed, and sartorily gifted. Yeah, she has had some crappy friends. But she is also laughing all the way to the bank while stepping gingerly over the drunken remains of former ‘rival,’ Kristin Cavallari.
All well and good … I root for the gal for no apparent reason. But [...]

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How long before she poses in Playboy?  I give it … 2 years max.  Audrina Partridge is actually more likely for Playboy shoot, probably within 1 year.  And Audrina already had topless photos that accidentally “leaked” out…
And these aren’t the most flattering pics of her, I bet she goes more anorexic after seeing them.
Slappy Whyte

Leaked! The salaries of The Hills “stars.”
According to Defamer.com, here are the sickening digits:

Lauren “LC” Conrad: $75,000 per episode ($1.5 million per year)
Heidi Montag: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Spencer Pratt: $65,000 per episode ($1.25 million per year)
Audrina Patridge: $35,000 per episode ($665,000 annually)
Whitney Port: $20,000 per episode ($380,000 per season)
Brody Jenner: $10,000 per [...]