Now I am certainly NOT a big Dancing With The Stars fan.  I catch maybe 5 minutes of it here and there before I’m basically bored and/or disgusted.

But this season’s cast is interesting.  I first noticed Cloris Leachman at 82 years old and Susan Lucci, who both looked absolutely fabulous for their age, while watching a bit with my 90-year old Grandpa.  Then I saw Lance “Bath” Bass.

I then find out NFL Legend Warren Sapp was cast …

Further research today then tells me that the following are also all in this season’s crew:

Ted McGinley (although he was cut already) — of Happy Days, Married With Children, Love Boat, legendary support actor as the “preppie good-looking guy”.

Kim Kardashian – no comment needed, although I personally prefer her sister Kourtney …  Are they gonna work in some dances like the Hustle and the Bump to get her Booty prominent coverage?

And in addition to that mega-mix, you also have Toni Braxton, “Chef” Rocco DiSpirito (it kinda sickens me to call him a Chef), and Brooke Burke, among others.

All-in-all, a cast worthy of a Super Star Surreal Life.  If all they lived in a Big-Brother style house, it would probably be the highest rated show in Reality TV history.  And I bet Ted McGinley would bang all the hotties first, followed by Warren Sapp … or vice-versa, not quite sure.

Kudos on the casting, sorry your show basically blows.

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