“Celebrity” Apprentice cast announced… Tom Green (it’s okay for him to hump a dead moose); a Deal or No Deal model; “T-Boz” from TLC; Andrew Dice Clay (Oohhhh!); Scott Hamilton; Dennis Rodman, and 10 others.  I won’t be tuning in.

You know when you go to that B & B (or your parents’ guest room) and desperately search for unused outlets for your cell phone, BlackBerry, iPod, and laptop?  Worry no more, kids.  It’s the FUTURE.  We’re talking wireless electricity.  Thanks, @crosberg, for the link.

The designer of the iconic Barbie doll?  Was a sex maniac with a secret double life.  Now, I knew Barbies were always creepy, but this, Cousin Larry, is ridiculous.

Bride Wars is coming out tomorrow.  Guess what?  Sucks.  Kate Hudson I get.  She honestly has been useless since Almost Famous.  But Anne Hathaway?  Was Oscar adjacent in Brokeback, charming in Devil Wears Prada, and had a buzz going for Rachel Getting Married.  Sometimes I wonder what agents are thinking.

Finally?  30 Rock is new tonight, with Salma Hayek showing up to wreak havoc somewhere I’m sure.  I’m outta here, folks.

As clutzy and lovable as Liz Lemon,

Lucy Glib